Wacky Newspaper Headlines

- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 



- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter 



- Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years 

 



- Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 



- War Dims Hope For Peace 



- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 



- Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures 



- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 



- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 



- Deer Kill 17,000 



- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Murphy's Laws of Computing

- When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.



- When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.



- The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find   it.



- When the going gets tough, upgrade.



- For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.



- He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 



- A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 



- The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 



- A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

Cello Wars (Star Wars Parody) Lightsaber Duel - ThePianoGuys

Comic Relief - Catherine Tate & David Tennant

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