Wacky Newspaper Headlines

- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 



- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter 



- Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years 

 



- Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 



- War Dims Hope For Peace 



- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 



- Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures 



- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 



- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 



- Deer Kill 17,000 



- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead