Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Here are some people commenting on the age old question. 

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.


PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.


L. A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give us 5 minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

BILL CLINTON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

DR. SEUSS: 

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes! The chicken crossed the road,

but why it was crosses,

I've never been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To  die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chickens has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken Coop 2011, which will not only cross the road, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON again: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?